the spider's lair

i have no sense of internet
my digits are not digitized
i do not work in bits and bods
and bytes, giga or mega
or whatever
and i never, ever, say awesome!!!!
my phone is still a rotary
i like it when my poetry rhymes
i’m out of date, real old school
but i like it that way
no cell phones, iphones, ipads
smart this and that
no tweeting, my space, you tubes
text messaging, stuff like that
i write with a pen
i put it on paper
but ‘the web’ it does have intrigue
will it welcome even me?
we shall see